The existing message about "a column definition list is only allowed for
functions returning "record"" could be given in some cases where it was
fairly confusing; in particular, a function with multiple OUT parameters
*does* return record according to pg_proc. Break it down into a couple
more cases to deliver a more on-point complaint. Per complaint from
Bruce Momjian.
Discussion: https://postgr.es/m/798909.1600562993@sss.pgh.pa.us